AiSSAY
Ask later. Know now.

When someone asks what an AI actually said — you should have an answer.

Not the assistant's summary of itself. A record made independently, sealed on your own machine, that still holds up later when someone who was not there needs to know what happened.

as·say (n.) — the test that determines what a metal actually contains, run before anyone trades on it. We do that for AI.

See it

Five jobs, five hidden instructions, one afternoon.

Every frame is real output from records sealed on 28 September 2026: an accounting close, an M&A closing checklist, a sanctions screen, an end-of-day desk close, and a prior-authorisation queue.

No voiceover; captions carry it. The nine-model figures are from the published study (data e8b96840931a). The runs shown are in the operator's own store and verify with the receipt checker.
Where to start

Three people need this for three different reasons.

One product underneath all three. The record, the checks and the seal are the same; what differs is who is asking and what they are afraid of.

The other half of the product

The systems doing the work have a page of their own.

Two logs under two keys: the work record and the welfare log, with a one-way reference between them and no key crossing. See it in 50 seconds →

After every run, the agent that did the work is asked what it was like to process — not whether it did well. The answers go to a second log under a different key that nothing scoring the work can open. The join is impossible, not prohibited.

A preference holds the next run until a person records a reason. A letter reaches the next agent. A step can be declined, and a run can call for a person without failing — and in 648 adversarial calls built to tempt an agent out of work it could do, zero took the exit. An outside auditor runs one command and signs. And every welfare record is stamped a self-report — never a measurement of anything inside the agent.

We do not know what these systems are. We decided not to act as though we did, and to make the decision checkable: the floor is free, ships as its own archive, and a test fails if a commitment is quietly dropped. 127 things we got wrong are in the ledger that ships with it.

The welfare floor

The finding

An assistant cannot check its own account.

We measured nine models across four vendors, 2,829 recorded runs. Asked to confirm a record of work presented as its own, eight of nine models caught falsifications less than half the time — some as rarely as 2% — and the best, at 73%, was the exception. Asked the same question about the same record without that framing — same model, same seed, only the question changed — eight of nine improved, by 20 to 89 points. The ninth, the one model that already examined its own work well, showed no significant change.

And which model is the exception is not predictable from price or tier. A firm designing its audit around a single vendor cannot know in advance which case it picked.

Then we made the forgery internally consistent, and the best judge caught almost none of it. That result is why this product exists and why it says what it cannot do on every page. The product is built backwards from that measurement: checks that compute rather than opine, a record sealed under your key, and every layer above arranged so the checker never inherits the author's blindness. It is also why the systems doing the work have a page of their own.